Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Blog Hop - 3 Practical Things

I  took a more humorous approach to this but still realistic

1. If you have to fart..Don't!
Its a Crap Shoot - It may be ok..it may not be ..err on the safe side!

2. Mommy/Daddy has Turrets Syndrome
You should not mimic her/him..its just not polite to make fun!

3.  Deoderant is MANDATORY
Your personal odor has nothing to do with pheramones.
You Stink and its NOT attractive!!

MckLinky Blog Hop
Special thanks to Purell Hand Sanitizer for sponsoring this blog hop.

Saturday, September 26, 2009

"Turd" is the Word

I just stumbled across a blog with quite a memorable title..

Don't Pick Up the Turd

I'm not gonna lie...I thought it would be a funny blog..turds are funny..The word  "turd" is funny
I mean..who wouldn't click on that, it's freakin..funny..and who doesn't like
toilet talk.. ( well ..my mom ..hates it!! but she is screwed..our whole family
is full of it..literally)

but wait...don't expect poopy prose or crappy quotes....this blog post
goes quite a bit deeper...and if you read through..( and for some..you may want to stop
amidst the english lesson..but keep going..its worth it) you migh just come out the
other end cleaner than when  you went in... its a Blogoscopy.. for your brain.

I hope the owner of this blog doesnt get pissed that i blogged and linked to his stuff but I really liked it and it was on a post that said he/she wanted more readers..I just got lucky that it wasnt about somebodys vacation to the Cape or Instructions on how to make a pot holder. I mean cookies and cake are good but I want some meat!  lol not sure that sounds quite right but ..in my mind it works.

Don't be afraid..we are full of shiz...click here

Friday, September 25, 2009

Leave A Message

From now on..you get what you give...

Whenever I have missed a call and someone takes the time to leave a message, I do my best to call
back within a reasonable period of time. Reasonable being within 1 day..depending on what time the call came in. Mostly I call back the same day. I don't like to wait..so I'm sure others dont care for it either.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Day 17: Bad Girls

Forgive me Blogger, for I have sinned.
I have not written anything in 10 days!!!

For my penance, I shall drink 2 Bud Light Limes and watch Flipping Out on Bravo..aaahhhh..forgiveness is good and I am grateful.

Being grateful is very important to having your BDE as it promotes that feeling of happiness and goodness that lurks deep inside..( or at least its pretty deep in me) so with that being said:

Thursday, September 17, 2009

THURSDAY 13: Rum n Coke

I love Cocktails.
Since I live in what is considered to be a sub-tropical paradise....
I have come to love the Classic...RUM AND COKE


Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Questions for Clementine and Spirit

 A friend of mine used to say ...
"When I die, I hope I come back as one of your cats"
If there ever were a day my Princess Kitties could speak to me..this is what I would like to know...

Monday, September 14, 2009

Innocence Remembered

In 2000, my daughter Kate and I  lived in Long Island, NY and would always get excited to see the skyline on our travels in and out of the city. She would point out all the beautiful buildings and my boyfriend and I would quiz her on their names. This is what she made me for Christmas that year.

Day 7 - I'm in trouble

I'm addicted!!!  Yes...I'm addicted to my blog. I am a person of excessive behavior and now my attentions have turned to blogging. My daughter thinks Im nuts, but that isnt unusual. She likes what i have written so far but she has yet to see the new layout!!!  My mom, who is new to social networking is now leaving comments on my facebook..asking where is DAY 6 and Day 7...Wait ...wait...I didnt know I had a deadline...lol

Making a Difference Monday..Its only egg n cheese

Today is MONDAY!! and my business partner is having a "Case of the Mundays" :(   (Office Space-gotta luv it) She has got a bellyache and a headache and is currently in the prone position moaning and watching a movie ..( our office is built in the detached garage from her house) I have spent many Mondays that way..and come to think of it Saturdays and Sundays as well...tee hee...

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Day 5: Yellow Flag- Im under Caution

Its Raining. Its been raining since 3 AM..I slept Dismally..woke up at midnight with a hangover and a stuffy nose...I'm a human barometer and since yesterday afternoon my sinus's have been telling me to "bring an umbrella" So i stumble over my cat Spirit (she is soo cute)

Friday, September 11, 2009

Day 4: Its...Friiiiidaaaaayyy ala frank

I had a great day today..I worked, I shopped, I drank and I ate like a pig with people that are like family to me. Im too buzzed to write so ...

Until tomorrow...Its All GOOD!!!

Thursday, September 10, 2009

The 3rd Day - THE BELLS!!!! THE BELLS!!!

4:30 AM : I woke up REALLY early this morning ...but didn't try to fight it this time. The kitties heard me and started to cry, my favorite coffee, Joffreys Angel's Kiss was a push button away and my DVR had a back log of Top Chef and Swords waiting for me...I JUMPED out of bed ( not really..kind of rolled with a little more speed than usual) and said not so loudly this morning...(too early for Cheerleader Barbie) THIS is going to be the BDE!!! (big sigh) NO ..Im not getting tired of this...it was early!!! I briefly considered what the hell i was going to write about today and hoped something great would happen..so i could torture my friends with more of my insane musings.... well something happened allright.....

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

The 2nd Day - Where is that Business Card????

After having the Best Day Ever yesterday...i was looking forward to my Best Day Ever today.

I slept well...not as well as the night before...i was anxious for the next day to come so I could experience yet again..the good feelings my positive attitude brought me.

I got up at 6 AM...after telling myself at 3, 4 and 5 ..that 6 would be OK..and i could consider it time well spent relaxing.

I once again swung my legs over the side of the bed...with the same excitement as yesterday and declared to the closet full of clothes that dont fit me anymore...This is going to be the BEST DAY EVER!!!

Now the question was...

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

The First Day-- add on

I drove home from the office...HAPPY....looking forward to a
a nice cold, Rum'n Diet Coke ...stopped, picked up my mail.....bill..no problem,
bill..no problem, flyer...cool...Postcard...Hmmmmmm...interesting.

The First Day

Well..its the first day of My Best Day Ever...and so far its been pretty good!! To be Honest My Best Day Ever really started last night before i went to bed. A friend of mine had asked me to watch "The Secret" he said it would change my life....